Sit On My Face, And Other Charming Openers

By | 2016-12-20T09:07:38+00:00 December 31st, 2016|Texting For Guys|

  When you walk up to someone in a bar, or anywhere really, what do you normally say?   Hello! How are you?   Do you ever start with:   You’re cute (AKA “ur cute”, which sounds like a new species of farm animal) Ur hot I love oral Sit on my face   [...]

Craft Your Texts As If They Were Stories

By | 2016-12-20T08:38:25+00:00 December 30th, 2016|Texting For Guys|

  There is an art to texting.   If you can master it, you can have the girl you’re talking to wet before you’ve even arrived at her place. And no, this isn’t sexting we’re talking about. It’s a much more refined version.   Here’s the thing about women: They lust for description.   Why [...]

Use Cliffhangers To Capture Her Attention Over Text

By | 2016-12-20T08:36:55+00:00 December 23rd, 2016|Texting For Guys|

Texting a girl is a lot like writing a story. Except the truth is, most guys are terrible storytellers. They think using bland phrases like, “That’s great,” and “Cool, cool,” will keep a girl entertained and interested.   They won’t.   If you want a girl to be glued to her phone, here’s what you [...]

What To Text A Girl To Make Her Want You

By | 2016-12-11T09:52:19+00:00 December 17th, 2016|Texting For Guys|

What To Do When Things Go Wrong. Most of the women you text will not be psychic. As a result, you will need to be direct, and use your words to set expectations. Taking this step will avoid hurt feelings and preserve your excellent reputation as a decent human being. Let’s say you are extremely [...]

Things To Text Girls

By | 2016-12-11T09:48:42+00:00 December 15th, 2016|Dating Advice For Guys, Texting For Guys, Uncategorized|

When She Responds To Your Texts 7 Hours Later… You know exactly how this goes: You send her a nice, sweet, charming text asking if she’s having a good day, and she responds back 7 hours later with, “Sorry, my phone died. Yeah, I am!” Did her phone actually die? Probably not. Girls monitor their [...]

Ladies, Your Junk Male Box Full? Here’s Why

By | 2016-12-11T10:04:38+00:00 December 11th, 2016|Texting For Guys|

How To Flirt With A Woman (NOT!) Ladies, I want to apologize. As a male, I know what’s going on here. You open your Snapchat. You click the little red square. And next thing you know, you’re looking at a small handful of… you know. …Come on, you know. And I’m sure you’ve asked yourself, [...]