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Sit On My Face, And Other Charming Openers

By | 2016-12-20T09:07:38+00:00 December 31st, 2016|Texting For Guys|

  When you walk up to someone in a bar, or anywhere really, what do you normally say?   Hello! How are you?   Do you ever start with:   You’re cute (AKA “ur cute”, which sounds like a new species of farm animal) Ur hot I love oral Sit on my face   [...]

From 0 to Penis in 19 texts

By | 2016-12-11T10:15:52+00:00 December 11th, 2016|Uncategorized|

A Dick Pic! How Thoughtful! I don’t know how this began. I mean, Egyptian gods and pharaohs did have tiny little junk in hieroglyphs, true. People have pressed their parts into copy machines during drunken holiday parties for years. But dick pics are a puzzling, and sometimes hilariously disturbing phenomena that belongs solely to the [...]