About Hyperbolaw

Hyperbolaw has received and sent eleventy billion texts from/to men of all ages and typing abilities. She is a trial attorney who adores smart/funny/kind men.

Guys, We’d Rather See Your Speedo Than Your Torpedo

By | 2016-12-11T09:55:35+00:00 December 21st, 2016|Uncategorized|

Dudes! We meant what clothes are you taking on the trip when we asked what you were packing! Photos: they’re worth at least 1,000 words, amirite? So: should they be part of your texting? Can they create trust and interest? Ignite passion? Should you be careful about sending newdz? Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Sending [...]

What To Text A Girl To Make Her Want You

By | 2016-12-11T09:52:19+00:00 December 17th, 2016|Texting For Guys|

What To Do When Things Go Wrong. Most of the women you text will not be psychic. As a result, you will need to be direct, and use your words to set expectations. Taking this step will avoid hurt feelings and preserve your excellent reputation as a decent human being. Let’s say you are extremely [...]